One-off Yorkshire roast greeting cards
Custom-designed greeting cards with a proper Yorkshire roast inside. Fine paper, finer insults, and nowt cheap about either.
www.yorkshireroast.co.ukThe Christmas Collection 2026
Chip suppers, strong brews and Yorkshire puddings wi' all t' trimmings. Christmas, the Yorkshire way: warm-hearted, and just a bit cheeky.



A small Yorkshire studio, freshly open
Our Etsy shop is brand new, and every order means the world to us. The Christmas range is in first, with cards for every occasion following close behind.
Coming soon: Custom Roast cards, ordered through Etsy. Add a few details, photos and your best jokes to the Etsy listing, and we'll design a one-off card to roast your relatives the Yorkshire way: good and proper.
- Premium 280–330gsm card
- Water-based inks
- Vegan-friendly & recyclable
- Custom inside message via Etsy
Secure checkout handled by Etsy.

Our Process: Yorkshire drawn and read!
Kettle on, brew in one hand, pencil in t' other. Every design is a one-off original, made in Yorkshire with Yorkshire for inspiration and a healthy disregard for anyone's dignity.
How they're made: a 6-step guide
STEP 01The idea
Kettle on, dog out, brain in gear. Eventually.
STEP 02The joke
If it doesn't make me chuckle into my brew, it doesn't make the card.
STEP 03The sketch
Pencil first. Rubber second. Pencil again, third.
STEP 04Ink and paint
Proper ink, proper paint, and a steady hand (after the second cuppa).
STEP 05The digital finish
A bit of laptop polish, nowt too fancy.
STEP 06Ready to post
Pegged, packed and off they go. Mind how you open it.
See how a Yorkshire Roast card is made
Promo video coming soon. Kettle's on.
Your family, illustrated. Your loved one, roasted.
We're not taking custom orders just yet, as our regular cards come first. When Custom Roasts launch, we'll turn your family into characters, digitally illustrated in our house style, with a comedy roast meant for one person only. There's only ever one copy, and it's for them.
Order on Etsy
Choose the Custom Roast listing in our Etsy shop and answer our roast questions: their name, who it's from, the occasion, and the quirks, habits and catchphrases worth roasting.
Add your photos there
Upload your photos in the Etsy listing's personalisation options. Nothing is sent to or stored on this website. We delete your original photos within 7 days of the final layout being confirmed and sent to print.
We illustrate & roast
We turn the family into cartoon characters in our house style and write a roast with proper Yorkshire wit.
Printed & posted
Your card is printed on premium stock and posted by our print partner.
Choose your level of cheek:
From £9.99 when it launches
Custom Roasts will be ordered through Etsy: you'll add your details and photos there when you order. Only include people who have agreed to be included, and only upload photos of children if you're their parent or guardian. See our Privacy Policy.
Cheeky on the front. Quality all the way through.
One-off originals
Every design is our own: thought up, sketched and painted in Yorkshire. You won't find it on a supermarket shelf.
Proper materials
Heavyweight 280–330gsm card, water-based inks, vegan-friendly and recyclable, from sustainable sources.
Roasted with love
We tease because we care. Our roasts are affectionate, never cruel. Think of them as a Yorkshire hug, with sarcasm.
Frequently asked questions
How long does delivery take?
Cards are printed and dispatched by our print partner, Prodigi. Production normally takes 2–3 working days and UK delivery a further 2–3 working days; international times vary. Costs and estimates are shown on each Etsy listing. For Christmas, please order by 14 December for UK delivery before 25 December.
How does a Bespoke Roast work?
Custom Roasts are coming soon. When they launch they'll be ordered through our Etsy shop: you'll answer our roast questions and add your photos in the Etsy listing's personalisation options when you order. Nothing is sent to or stored on this website. Prices will start from £9.99.
How long will a Custom Roast take?
The timescale will be shown on the Etsy listing when Custom Roasts launch. After the design is finished, printing and UK delivery normally take around 4–6 working days.
What happens to my photos?
You add them on Etsy, not this website. We use them only to create your card. We keep the finished illustration, and delete your original photos within 7 days of the final card layout being confirmed and sent to print. See our Privacy Policy for details.
Can I return a card?
Our cards are personalised or made to order, so we can't accept returns for a change of mind. If a card arrives damaged, misprinted or not as described, email us within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we'll reprint it or refund you. Your statutory rights are unaffected.
Do you do corporate, bulk or wholesale orders?
Yes, we are happy to talk about it. Email support@yorkshireroast.co.uk with roughly how many cards you need, the occasion and your deadline.
Is the free game really free?
Yes. Jungle Juice is free for everyone at playjunglejuice.com, and every card includes a QR code to it.
Ey up! Drop us a line
Questions about an order, wholesale, new-design news, or just to say hello. We read everything (usually with a brew).
support@yorkshireroast.co.ukOrders placed on Etsy? You can also message us through Etsy or at yorkshireroastcardco@gmail.com.
Guy-Designs, a trading name of Guy WhitwellStockhill House, Church Balk, Dunnington, York YO19 5LH
The small print
Terms & Conditions
These terms apply to purchases from Yorkshire Roast Card Co., a brand of Guy-Designs, a trading name of Guy Whitwell, a sole trader in England ("we", "us"). Address: Stockhill House, Church Balk, Dunnington, York YO19 5LH. Email: support@yorkshireroast.co.uk.
Ordering
Our cards are currently sold through Etsy. When you buy through Etsy, your contract is with us, and Etsy's Terms of Use, House Rules and Purchase Protection also apply. Payment is processed by Etsy.
Products
Colours may vary slightly from how they look on screen. Personalised text is printed exactly as you supply it, so please check spelling before you order.
Personalised content
You confirm you have the right to use any photos, names or text you provide through Etsy, and that they're not unlawful. We may decline any request we consider offensive, defamatory, discriminatory or harmful.
Custom Roast cards (coming soon)
Custom Roast cards are not yet available. When they launch, they will be ordered only through our Etsy listing, where you provide your details and photos using Etsy's personalisation options. Each card is made to your specification; the listing will set out the timescale and any proof or amendment options. Because Custom Roasts are personalised, they are exempt from the 14-day change-of-mind cancellation right under the Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013, but if a card is faulty, damaged or not as described you can still get a reprint or refund, and your statutory rights are unaffected. You promise that you have permission from everyone pictured or described, and that you only upload photos of children if you are their parent or guardian. We keep the finished illustration, and delete your original photos within 7 days of the final card layout being confirmed and sent to print. Our roasts are light-hearted. We may decline or edit requests we consider offensive, hurtful, discriminatory, defamatory or likely to cause real distress, and in that case we'll refund any payment for work we haven't started.
Liability
Nothing in these terms limits your statutory rights under the Consumer Rights Act 2015 or our liability for death or personal injury caused by negligence, or for fraud.
Law
These terms are governed by the law of England and Wales.
Privacy Policy
We follow UK GDPR and the Data Protection Act 2018. The data controller is Guy Whitwell, trading as Guy-Designs, Stockhill House, Church Balk, Dunnington, York YO19 5LH, support@yorkshireroast.co.uk.
What we collect
This website does not collect personal data, use forms or run analytics. If you email us, we use your email address and message to reply. For orders: your name, delivery address, order details and any personalisation you provide.
Who processes it
Etsy handles orders and payments (see Etsy's Privacy Policy). Prodigi, our print and fulfilment partner, receives your name, delivery address and personalisation so it can print and post your order. Our email providers (including Google) store our correspondence. Some providers may process data outside the UK under appropriate safeguards.
Lawful basis & retention
We process order data to fulfil our contract with you, and keep records as long as needed for tax and accounting (normally 6 years). Custom Roast photos are handled only as set out below.
Custom Roast photos and details (coming soon)
How you provide them: when Custom Roasts launch, you'll provide photos and details only through Etsy's personalisation options on our Custom Roast listing. Etsy is also a controller of that data under its own Privacy Policy. Nothing is uploaded to or stored on this website.
What we use: the photos of the people (and pets) to be illustrated, and the details you share, such as names, the occasion, quirks, habits, catchphrases and hobbies. Why: only to create, print and deliver your personalised card.
How: we create the illustration using third-party image-generation services, currently xAI (Grok) and tools from Meta Platforms. Your photos and descriptions are uploaded to these services for that purpose. These providers have their own privacy terms, and they may process data outside the UK.
What we keep: we keep the finished illustration, which we own. We delete your original photos from our computer within 7 days of the final card layout being confirmed and sent to print. We keep order records (via Etsy) as long as needed for tax and accounting.
Lawful basis: performance of our contract with you, and our legitimate interests in running and accounting for the business. Permission: only upload photos of people who have agreed to be included, and don't upload photos of children unless you are their parent or guardian. No other use: we will never use your card or illustration in marketing or our portfolio without your separate written consent, which you can withdraw at any time.
Your rights
Under UK GDPR you can ask to access, correct or delete your data, restrict or object to how we use it, or ask for a copy to take elsewhere, by emailing support@yorkshireroast.co.uk. You can also complain to the Information Commissioner's Office (ico.org.uk).
Returns & Refunds
Every card is personalised or made to order, so the 14-day cancellation right under the Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013 does not apply to personalised items. We can't accept returns for change of mind on personalised items.
Faulty, damaged or wrong? If your card arrives damaged, misprinted or not as described, email us at support@yorkshireroast.co.uk within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll reprint it or refund you. Your rights under the Consumer Rights Act 2015 are unaffected.
For orders placed on Etsy, Etsy's policies (including the Etsy Purchase Protection programme) also apply, and refunds are issued through Etsy.
Shipping
Cards are printed and dispatched by our print partner, Prodigi. Production normally takes 2–3 working days, and UK delivery a further 2–3 working days. International delivery times vary. Delivery costs and estimates are shown on each Etsy listing at checkout. For Christmas, please order by 14 December for UK delivery before 25 December. If your order hasn't arrived within the estimated time, contact us and we'll chase it.
Copyright & Intellectual Property
All illustrations, designs, images and text on this site and on our cards are © 2026 Guy-Designs (Guy Whitwell) unless otherwise stated. Please don't copy, reproduce or sell them without written permission. Buying a card gives you the card, not the rights to the design. Jungle Juice is © Guy-Designs. Etsy is a trademark of Etsy, Inc.; we have no other affiliation with Etsy.
Humour disclaimer
Our roast cards are light-hearted, affectionate humour in the Yorkshire tradition of insulting the people you love most. They aren't intended to cause genuine offence, harm or distress. Please choose a card that suits your recipient's sense of humour. We won't produce custom content that is hateful, discriminatory, harassing or defamatory, and we may refuse any request at our discretion.
A free game with every card
Every card comes with a QR code to play Jungle Juice, a free mobile game by Guy-Designs. Swing, dash and dodge through the jungle, then try beating the Boss Level before the kettle boils.
Scan the code or tap the button. Jungle Juice is free for everyone.







